The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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The power to repel women.

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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The power to become helpless at will.

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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the power to seduce hats

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The power to create shit

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The ability to smell colors.

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!