The power to slam a revolving door.

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The power to die at will

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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The power to be pointless!

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The ability to fart pee.

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The power to cry acid tears

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!