- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to grow your nails longer

you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

The power to waste time reading this.

The power to take away powers but only your own.

The power to turn wine into water

The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

The Power to lose a fight before it begins

The power to think you love her but you don't.

The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

The power to come second in any race

The power to mind control inanimate objects.

The power to slip on anything.

The power to see through thin air

The power to repel women.

The power to turn gold into lead.

The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

the power to breath through your skin.

"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

Pointless Super Powers