The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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The power to go suicide

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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spontaneous ejaculation

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The ability to not talk.

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!