Meatvision.

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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Lactokinesis

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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The power to make any girl hate you

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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power to kill dead ppl.

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!