"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The power to become helpless at will.

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The power to blow up when you blink

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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penis

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Meatvision.

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power to see through air.

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the power to have an idea..

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The ability to smell colors.

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!