The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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The ability to fart pee.

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The ability to clean

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The power to write complete sentenc

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the power to get blood clots

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!