The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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penis

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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Lactokinesis

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The power to get your comment 1st

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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the power to have an idea..

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The power to pee out blue

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!