The power to change your eyebrows daily

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The power to be pointless!

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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The power to fly when you fart

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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The ability to not talk.

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!