The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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power to fly only in the plane

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The power to see through thin air

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to repel women.

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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The power to become helpless at will.

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The power to create shit

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!