the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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penis

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Meatvision.

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The power to speak brail.

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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The power to go suicide

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The power of not knowing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!