The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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The power to die.

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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Lactokinesis

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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The power to not see ads

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The power to pee out blue

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!