The power to fap without satisfaction

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The power of not knowing

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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the power to do one push-up

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The power to fly when you fart

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The ability to not talk.

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The power to waste time reading this.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!