The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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power to fly only in the plane

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The power to blow up when you blink

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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Meatvision.

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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Lactokinesis

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!