The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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the power to read something without looking at it

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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The Power to Die instantly.

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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the power to fly for a second

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!