The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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The power to go suicide

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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The ability to not talk.

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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the power to fail

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!