The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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Lactokinesis

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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The ability to clean

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!