power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The power to create shit

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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penis

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The power to speak brail.

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!