The power to wake up and live through school....

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The power to not see ads

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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The power to sweat acid.

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The ability to smell colors.

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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power to fly...backwards.

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The ability to only fart in public

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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The power to cook bad meals.

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!