The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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The power to write a country song

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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The power to become helpless at will.

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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penis

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!