the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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Lactokinesis

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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The power to pee out blue

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!