Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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the power to fail

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!