The power to shut the fuck up.

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The Power to Die instantly.

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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the power to fly for a second

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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the power to see through water.

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to have bad luck!

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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The power to not see ads

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!