The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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My charms is my superpower, but damn I cant shut up after spending some quality time with the ladies! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! MY BODY WAS NOT READY! I feel like yelling out my real name, but you know, if you know me (I am easily recognizable) the girls I spend time with would feel like I am bragging about them, and I am not, I am simply celebrating my conquest, you see, you came, you saw... BUT I CONQUERED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Moral: Feel free to thumb this down, my superpowers need to be contained, or else I will beep my way to an early grave! Girls, mwah... and you know, just dodge the kiss if you cant handle love personified, they arent homing nor anything... Should I ask my doctor if she has any medications that will help me wire down after uh... Multiple female company? HAHAHAHAAAAAAH!... The thought made me kinda sad, im better, now just to prove to my company here that I got balls of steel, I am gonna post this and let you judge me all you want! BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE EM!

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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the power to commit crime.

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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the power to fly for a second

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!