The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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Being Aquaman

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The power to be distracted with grea

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The ability to smell colors

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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the power to read something without looking at it

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The Power to Die instantly.

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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The power of minding your own business

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!