Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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the power to say i can bend you

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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The Power to Combust

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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The power to transform into yourself

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!