the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The power to get foot-boners

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!