the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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The power to be distracted with grea

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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Taekwondo

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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The power to not see ads

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!