The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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the power to fly for a second

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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The power to learn only at school.

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!