The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The power to fart upon command.

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!