the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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the ability to see into the past

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!