The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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the power to say i can bend you

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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Being Aquaman

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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The power to get AIDS.

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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The power to have any pointless power you want

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The Power to Die instantly.

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!