The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The power to learn only at school.

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!