the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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the power to fart mace

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the ability to see into the past

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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The power to like any show

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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the super power to remove your super power

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!