the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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the super power to remove your super power

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The power to get AIDS.

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The power to have any pointless power you want

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

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The power to shed hair

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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The power of minding your own business

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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The power to get foot-boners

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!