The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The Power to Combust

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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The power to have any pointless power you want

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The power to shed hair

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!