The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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The ability to yell through your nose

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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the power to commit crime.

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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The power to see through air.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!