Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The power to remove the power within.

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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The ability to understand women!!

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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the power to always hug people

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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The power to fly into the sun.

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Being a Spice Girl

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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See through invisible people

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!