The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The Power to Combust

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The ability to lactate air.

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!