The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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The power of Being stupid

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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The ability to yell through your nose

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!