the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The power to get foot-boners

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to die but once

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!