The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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the power to shoot superman

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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the power to fart mace

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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The ability to yell through your nose

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power to be an alcohoic

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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The power to turn apples into pears

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!