The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The power to fart flames

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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The power to transform into a bronie

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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the power to youtube poop

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The power to not have this superpower

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Being a Spice Girl

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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See through invisible people

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!