The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The power to levitate mustard.

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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The power to die but once

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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Grass eating

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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The power to remove the power within.

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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the power to turn wine into water

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The ability to understand women!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!