The power of bullet atraction

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The power to swim on land

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The power to kill yourself at will

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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the power to see through glass

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!