the power to taste your own spit

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power to read your own mind.

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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The power to have a power

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!