The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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Turn gold into lead.

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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The power to have a power

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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the power to get really mad.

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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the power to not have a power

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The power to do nothing

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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the power to see through my eye lids

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!