The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The power to be HUMAN

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The power to have a power

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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the power to not have a power

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The power to do nothing

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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the power to see through my eye lids

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!