The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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The power of asdfgh

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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the power to fail any test you want

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The power to do something when you do it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!