The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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the power to see through glass

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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Power to always have exact change.

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!