The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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the power to eat waffles

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The power to become a carrot.

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The power to think you have powers.

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The power to speak in cursive

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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The power to imagine a new colour

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!